The Body – I Shall Die Here
Legend has it that The Body, doom as fuck metal dudes, just gave a complete set of recordings to The Haxan Cloak, doom as fuck British electronica. The latter bro chopped it up and ended up with the doomiest shit ever… its like… double-doom. Minimal shuffles nicely into a horror deck of sludgy guitar, apparently. The record sounds like you’re just sitting on the porch, man, and listening to Freebird on the freaking radio and then all of a sudden goddamn extra-solar mini planet Nibiru returns and crashes into the earth and you’re all like “whoa” because you can see the mushroom plume from thousands of miles away rising up into the sky.